About YouCSD

YouCSD is a loosely coordinated band of malcontents foolish enough to attempt the impossible: carving away some of the fibrous cocoon of apathy that envelopes the UCSD student body. Our campus needs a greater sense of community, and our students need to know more about the happenings around them. No good community atmosphere should be without gossip, and no good news source should bore its audience. With this humble blogging format, we hope to provide you with fresh, informative, entertaining news in bite-sized pieces.

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About the Authors

Barrister X was born in a small New Jersey town. Stricken to a life of middle-class suburbanite poverty, he was punished often and praised lightly. At the age of twelve he was published in the Jersey Chronicle as the second-place finisher in a local beauty contest. At sixteen, he was suspended for the heresy of un-American ideals and sent to a well-off suburban college town in Davis before becoming a student housed at Warren College He's currently in a "transitional phase" of his life, and feels like he has nothing to lose. Don't fuck with this one, he'll bite back.

Satan's Homegirl has embraced notoriety since birth, when she was born into the world as a homegirl of Satan, and also with a raging case of asthma. Currently squatting in the basement of Chancellor Fox's Soledad Avenue mansion, Homegirl's present projects include working towards a dual major in Aerospace Engineering and Dance, penning a volume of dirty limericks, and finding a cure for progeria.

Prescott "Baltasar" Andover was born in 1983 in Villa de Torres (Ja�n), in southern Spain. He became a provincial judge at the alarming age of 17, and joined the National Court at age 18. In 1993, Andover took leave of absence to run for a seat in Spanish parliament on the socialist ticket. Andover, whose piping voice belies his thick-shouldered build, turned out to be a poor public speaker, but his support proved useful for the socialists. Andover won a seat, but it soon became obvious that the embattled socialist party had taken him on board mainly as window dressing. Andover quit politics and returned to his former post a year after the election, disillusioned at the socialists' failure to implement promised reforms, although according to some he was miffed at not being chosen for Justice Minister.

Nom de Guerre is a thrice convicted statutory rapist. His favorite song is and will always remain Little Girls, by Oingo Boingo.

Aleph Solo is said to have been born at the exact moment that the Princess Grace of Monaco died from injuries obtained during a car crash. Through a complex intersection of international law and gypsy curse, he doesn't legally exist in any given nation. Aleph is currently believed to be living out of a makeshift submersible in the San Diego bay.

Little Johnny Jewel has thus far been unable to submit his biography, as the mere sight of it would drive most to incoherent heights of emotion.