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Anything that lets us lust after the hotties in our classes without getting out of bed is fine by us, so thefacebook.com is pretty awesome. And it's way more efficient than stalking people over AIM, because when you stalk people over thefacebook it's "browsing my network" and "poking people" and the like, which sound all benign and cute.

So the site would be cool beyond belief if UCSD students weren't so obviously and completely idiotic and cliché little douchebags. Every few months I'm like "Cool, I'll check out my schoolmates on this site and hopefully I'll find a cute guy who's up for 'Random Play,' because that's really what I need out of life," but I never last more than two minutes before breaking down crying because UCSDers can't even have an online presence without fucking it up.

Take the girl above, who is such a tool that viewing her user picture alone is enough to send any sane person into a spiral of rage and despair. Her hat alone made it necessary for me to go to, like, three extra hours of therapy. The worst part is that she, and most other skanky-ass cliché cockteases on thefacebook, think they're hot shit even though they have no personality and can't do anything useful, like cook or give a decent blowjob.

So, to the douchebag at the right, and everyone else on thefacebook: think real hard before you post a profile just to say you're a Comm major who likes watching Friends, listening to fucking Jack Johnson, and skulking around at Campus Crusade for Christ meetings. Or, better yet, don't post a profile at all and go get a fucking personality. And a hat that's not disgustingly terrible.

Satan's Homegirl, Sep 14 2004, 02:25 PM

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