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Scalia Goes Wild
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According to the Harvard Crimson article about the speech, the orgy comment came after Scalia "ridiculed the European Court of Human Rights’ 2000 decision striking down British legislation that bars group gay sex on the grounds that the law intruded upon private life" and the Justice "asked—rhetorically—how many individuals would have to be involved in a sex act for it to no longer qualify as 'private.'" “Presumably it is some number between five and the number of people required to fill the Coliseum,” Scalia quipped. We applaud Scalia for interrupting his usual talk (which usually centers on the virtues of racial profiling and the evilness of judicial activism) with some news we can use. God knows UCSD has some "social tensions" that need to be eliminated. This all begs the question, why is Harvard the only university to get free sex advice from Supreme Court Justices? Write or call the Supreme Court to request our man, Antonin Scalia: United States Supreme Court A request for Scalia to visit UCSD is a request to have mind-blowing orgasms with multiple partners—and reduce "social tensions" at the same time! Satan's Homegirl, Oct 01 2004, 02:38 PM« Save the Co-ops! | Housing and Dining Services Hates You » |
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While speaking at Harvard last Tuesday, 68-year-old conservative Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia made a surprisingly non-prudish comment: that "sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."