Former Koala editor Bryan Barton got his ass kicked Friday afternoon on the Hump in the Old Student Center, reliable sources tell YouCSD.com. New editor and large man Brad Kohlenberg made short work of the girlish Barton, pummeling him repeatedly with boxing gloves to the point of vomit. And it was bloody vomit. Eyewitnesses reported that Barton flailingly attempted a surprise attack well after the point of his complete and utter defeat, even after the point of his twitching on the ground—and it didn't seem like he had been faking.

Was this a changing-of-the-guard ritual? Probably. Anyone with photos, please submit.

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