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Lo Siento
Pleas
Thank you to those who have signed up with TypeKey and begun to leave comments here and there—your idle chatter has softened our silence like the crickets on so many cliché cartoon soundtracks. Keep it up, especially those of you who don't take yourselves too seriously. As is my routine now, I'm going to spend a couple sentences soliciting reader submissions. I'm waiting on firmer details regarding a couple rather newsworthy events (check your email, jerks), but I want to hear more reports of the mundane aspects of student life. Have you recently attended an embarrassingly bad frat party? Tell us! Let's make them earn those asinine, faux-liquor label t-shirts and hold them to a higher standard. Did you catch an elected AS official as he or she pried their underwear out of their ass? Let's have a giggle at their expense! Now, I'm not saying I want my inbox flooded with stuff like "loooolz ur gonna luv this!!!!1 i saw sum girl with big tits on lirbary walk drop her books an when she tryed to pick them up her thong wuz showin!!!1@" You're in college, I know you can do better. Give any details you can, and tell a story. Hell, if you impress us on more than one occasion we might ask you to become an official YouCSD author. How rad would that be? Let me tell you: super rad. Okay, time to look at internet pornography until I'm hard enough to rub one out on the drive to campus. Nom de Guerre, Nov 10 2004, 10:11 AMPost a Comment Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) « Guardian Copy Editors: Asleep at the Wheel | A Letter on the the Lyndon Larouche Political Group » |
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Hello there, weary internet traveler. If you're a regular visitor (like Jeremy Cogan), you may have noticed that we've been a bit spotty with our posts as of late. I'd like to apologize for that, and offer you this simple explanation: none of us have been even a shade sober since election night. I'm doing a bit better now (although I can't speak for my collaborators), and with a bit of luck you should see a steadier stream of vitriol in the future. I've got a big project due on Friday, and this wacky 'blog' shit has proven time and time again to be the perfect venue for all the procrastination my twisted work ethic can cook up.