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So, being stationed in Iraq sucks. Crazy sucks. Short of dropping out and joining the military or perhaps even pasting a trite yellow ribbon to your car, what could a student such as yourself do to ease the discomfort of your less-than-college-bound peers in the Middle East?

AnySoldier.com provides soldier contacts, and you read through the names and select the ones you wish to support based on their lists of what they need and want. AnySoldier even has a search capability so you can easily identify specific needs and requests.

Although AnySoldier maintains that heartfelt letters from average Americans are comfort enough, they also suggest sending simple amenities such as razors, socks, t-shirts and sunscreen. You may even 'sponsor' pre-made care packages from a link provided in the What to Send section.

Here's where our cheeky slant comes in though: ladies, what says "Hang in there" better than boobs? You're just letting those naughty pillows sit there and gather dust when you could be putting them to good use! Send these poor kids some cheerful, nudie polaroids and I'm pretty sure you're guaranteed a seat in the heaven of your choice. You could even scrawl a message of your choosing right where it will have the undivided attention of every soldier who reads it. Perhaps something like "Please don't kill any more unarmed captives" is in order.

Nom de Guerre, Nov 16 2004, 01:31 PM
Reader Comments

so I guess my question just has to be, who is the pictured chick?

Posted by: trolanye [TypeKey Profile Page] on November 18, 2004 02:14 AM

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