Getting Back to Nature
Rants

tents.jpgUCSD's Outback Adventures were out peddling their shit on Library Walk yesterday, and I snapped the adjacent photo of the tents they rent out for $8 per night.

Here's a brief public service announcement:
There are only two reasons most college students go camping: drinking and fucking. Any young adult who appreciates nature enough to go enjoy it sans 151 or unprotected sex in the dirt is probably the type to bring their own goddamn tent. I promise.

As far as I'm concerned, spending a night in one of those tents is roughly equivalent to a night in a motel that rents by the hour adjacent to SDSU. There's no way in hell I'm paying $8 to wake up in the morning with my hair caked in jizz and vomit—unless it's my own, of course.

There, now imagine a sparkly little shooting star sliding into place above my head along with the words The More You Know.

Nom de Guerre, Jan 20 2005, 08:23 AM
Reader Comments

I took a trip with Outback once because I was just a naive first-year looking for something to do. Little did I know that we were going to Mt. Whitney and I got horrible altitude sickness because they didn't acclimate properly. Those fucks.

Posted by: Nano Gnome [TypeKey Profile Page] on January 20, 2005 09:02 AM

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