Craigslist Trolling
Anecdotes

As computer-savvy college students, everyone reading this should already know (and love) Craigslist. While you probably look for good deals on apartments, books and used furniture on those awesomely free classified ads, I'd like to suggest a new use: curing boredom.

See, Craigslist has a Personals section which is filled to its stinking brim with an endless supply of perverted, juvenile, desperate, hilarious or otherwise asinine pleas for companionship. Through the miracle of computers we can run search queries through this fetid cesspool and dredge up items of particular significance.

When I'm sitting in a boring class, I'll occasionally search for UCSD amongst the personals and see how well my classmates are pitching their wares. Assume that any entries with the suffix "pic" contain a crude photograph of someone's erect cock.

Here are some exemplary ones to get you started:

Nom de Guerre, Feb 03 2005, 12:16 AM
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