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Please Don't Steal the Stiffies
News Those beastly dead bodies, all running off and being sold on the black market and embarrassing UC officials and making nasty puddles on the floor if you're not careful. The UC has become so beseiged by scandals involving the illicit selling of their medical programs' cadavers that the Regents are considering using high-tech devices to keep track of their blue-lipped medical subjects. Apparently there's good money to be made in the black market for bodies and body parts, which would explain why the box of elbows I tried to order last week was going to cost me $12,000. Twelve thousand dollars! Maybe for skulls, but not elbows. That's just a ripoff, man. Read the full and slightly creepy article here. Satan's Homegirl, Feb 06 2005, 03:58 PMPost a Comment Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) |
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