Frat Boy Revolution!
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I know most of you don't give a shit about AS elections, but this is pretty annoying. Kevin Hanson, this years VP Finance and ex-Frat President, has put together a frat slate to run in this year's AS Election. His exec board (VP Internal, VP External, VP Finance, and VP Academic Affairs) is all people from within the Greek system. Also, Kevin and the three other males on his exec board are Pikes (sounds like a good way to get all the other frats to vote for other people).

We recieved a vague e-mail, from who we think is one of them, with the names of the people who are running for the exec positions on Kevin's slate. He says

"There have been rumors about this being an exec-only slate, meaning no commissioners or senators."

What the fuck does "There have been rumors" mean anyway?!? You are running on the fucking slate! You know whether you are running Commissioners or Senators. I'm guessing you are a fucking liar.

But the best part of all of this is that these people have chosen to call themselves REVOLUTION. Hahahahahahaha. What fucking revolution?!?! That is pretty arrogant. Just because you assembled a group of people from the same frat does not qualify for a revoltion. If any of you guys are reading this please get back to us with your big plan to revolutionize our campus, I'm sure it will be pretty amusing... Mandatory gym hours for everyone? Do we all get to drug and fuck freshmen down in Mexico? But seriously, frats are the minority of this campus, they don't deserve to control our money.

Little Johnny Jewel, Feb 27 2005, 03:17 PM
Reader Comments

funny, guess i picked a good screen-name… and i wouldn't underestimate kevin's ability to draw from a wide variety of groups on campus. you give him and the greeks way too little credit, they're not the stereotypes.

and, get this news, he'll win by a landslide.
(see a.s. history, 1997 elections)

the revoluton starts today -goin' hard, talib kweli

Posted by: ASUCSD Revolution! [TypeKey Profile Page] on February 28, 2005 02:11 AM

Funny, even though I'm not in a frat, I see no problem with any of this. In fact, I think if the slate goes through, they would be using our money for shit that is actually worth it.

And I don't know about you, but I DO know that these guys are smart, educated scholars and not some bonehead retards like you try to stereotype them as.

... Maybe you're just pissed that you never got handed a flyer on library walk?

Posted by: Big Dawg [TypeKey Profile Page] on February 28, 2005 01:10 PM

Do not underestimate frat boys and their ability to schmooze their way to victory! One of them got elected president of the United States!

Posted by: Nano Gnome [TypeKey Profile Page] on February 28, 2005 02:04 PM

one of them? i thought every president of the 20th century was in a fraternitiy (academic ones, but still...)

Posted by: retiredperson [TypeKey Profile Page] on February 28, 2005 02:19 PM

see, i was right… nsu & apsa are hardly greek… seems balanced. and a lot of their commissioners were hand-picked by the current ones to replace them. not exactly slate-fillers, but experienced folks. though, i'd definitely encourage folks to come to budget mtgs., once Kevin's in office, to hold them accountable.

Posted by: ASUCSD Revolution! [TypeKey Profile Page] on March 2, 2005 12:04 AM

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