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We know that certain campus figures (who all look like they were home-schooled—you know who you are) have speculated as to who we are. Sometimes they have been wrong, and other times they have been completely wrong. Four of us are good and intoxicated in one room at the moment, so we thought we would publicly address the possibilities.

Carol Freire seems a likely candidate, and has been known to accept responsibility for the site, but she failed our literacy test. Does not write for YouCSD.

Jeremy Cogan is jerking off in the closet, but he does not write for YouCSD.

Joseph Watson fucking hates Marye Anne Fox. This site is his revenge. Writes for YouCSD.

Marye Anne Fox developed a cunning scheme to mobilize the campus population against the co-ops and Warren College Coke machines, thereby distracting everyone from the landfill being constructed in Pepper Canyon. Ingenious. Writes for YouCSD sdfio;78jsdfgosdig drunk.

The original point of this entry was to let you kids know that some of us are graduating, but the site will continue. We need new writers, and they will be you. Unless you were home-schooled. E-mail us with a one-page personal statement on your greatest accomplishment and most embarrassing moment. Also, fuck you.

Nom de Guerre, Jun 19 2005, 12:36 AM
Reader Comments

Christ, people. you wait until i'm out of town before you get together to get soused and out me? Poor form, poor form indeed.

Wait, wait, nevermind. For a moment there I confused myself with a creepy neo-con. Carry on.

Posted by: Aleph Solo [TypeKey Profile Page] on June 21, 2005 02:23 PM

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