Stripper Madness
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Even though nobody expects anything more than mediocrity in most strip clubs, San Diego's clubs fail to even show up on the titillation radar. To make matters worse, the strippers are now stabbing patrons who refuse lap-dances. The stab-happy stripper, 24-year old Lawanda Dixon, had a canister of methamphetamines with her, which had me hoping this was off in the wastelands of El Cajon. Turns out the incident took place on Convoy, practically in my own backyard.

I never thought I'd say this, but if any of you incoming students were planning on having rheumy vagina awkwardly thrust into your face you might be better off biting the bullet and heading to goddamn Tiajuana.

Aleph Solo, Sep 08 2005, 12:38 AM
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